my gosh, the people are in an uproar.
ever since gawker posted facebook’s hot tip glitch that you can identify your top 5 stalkers by clicking your search query box and hitting the down up arrows (takes me back to days of nintendo - left right start select), i’ve received panic-stricken emails and calls about the ramifications this poses. could it be that our precious facebook is no longer a stalking safehaven?
no.
naturally, i went straight to the crime scene to investigate and my alleged stalkers were in actuality my top five friends when ordered alphabetically.
*sigh
so no, i am not your secret facebook stalker. i am no one’s secret stalker. it’s true. i am very transparent about my internet creepery - and for those that i do enjoy checking up on, you know who you are.
oh, and why don’t you poke me once in a while? i might just poke back…
4 responses so far ↓
your stalker // May 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm
actually, you’re number two on my list. Lets be real here. it goes: brett (surprise), you, leo, some dude named brian bass who has i think an internet crush on me, and kyle. weird.
kvang // May 14, 2008 at 3:21 pm
the current speculation says that it might mean that you search for me the most.
don’t get me wrong, i stalk you too. but you already knew that, kitty kat.
your stalker // May 14, 2008 at 3:38 pm
true, but i never search for brian or kyle - perhaps twice a month. how does that fit into the “you search for them” theory? i look at kelsey’s and tiffany’s twice daily…. but brian and kyle beat them out? i’ve known kelsey longer than kyle, therefore she should totally beat him out — oh i could digress forever!
kvang // May 14, 2008 at 3:48 pm
oh this all too much. are you stalking them? are they stalking you? THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS, ZUCKERBERG.
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