vacay has begun!
or not…
i just landed at palm beach international after a flight that i can best describe as the ultimate birth control. you know what i am talking about. the screaming, kicking, unruly child… you initially blame the mother, but then at one point when you’re looking over to sneer, you lock eyes. her gaze says it all — kill me, please. this is not what i signed on for with that 6th tequila shot…
chastity belt engaged.
so anyway, here i am sitting at the airport waiting for my friend whose flight is predictably delayed. drinking wine and eating french fries, i ooze class. there’s another middle aged man at the bar whose flight has been delayed and he’s flirting heavily with the “mature age” bartendress (ahem, euphamism!)
oh shit, another group of 50 something men have just entered, they brought with them a teacher’s pointer stick. the whole sad bunch is making jokes about how each other has been naughty while cradling the stick in hand…
(I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!)
this isn’t what i envisioned for my weekend escape. oh muxtape, take me away…
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