I’m Just Sayin’

No, that’s not at all what I meant.

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Ginger kids – also known as rangas, day walkers, fire crotch – were under attack last week by the 5,000 member strong Canadian Facebook group “Kick a Ginger Day.” The group was apparently inspired by a South Park episode and urged its members to “get them steel toes ready” for the November 20th event, which ironically fell during the international Bullying Awareness Week.

Gingers, who are believed to be soulless carriers of the incurable Gingervitis, have long been the target of ridicule. They deserve our compassion – from a safe distance, of course.

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my gosh, the people are in an uproar.

ever since gawker posted facebook’s hot tip glitch that you can identify your top 5 stalkers by clicking your search query box and hitting the down up arrows (takes me back to days of nintendo – left right start select), i’ve received panic-stricken emails and calls about the ramifications this poses. could it be that our precious facebook is no longer a stalking safehaven?

no.

naturally, i went straight to the crime scene to investigate and my alleged stalkers were in actuality my top five friends when ordered alphabetically.

*sigh

so no, i am not your secret facebook stalker. i am no one’s secret stalker. it’s true. i am very transparent about my internet creepery – and for those that i do enjoy checking up on, you know who you are.

oh, and why don’t you poke me once in a while? i might just poke back…

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